Store Sock
the dirty, discusting, ugly sock that shoe shops give to you when you try on a shoe. often have a foul oder and have multiple holes.
buyer: “can i please try on these shoes?”
-ssistant: “sure. heres the store sock.”
buyer: “can i please try on these shoes?”
-ssistant: “heres the store sock!”
-pulls out brown, knee high sock with a hole in the toe-
buyer: “i’m goods.”
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