store


what is in stock.

the place of sale.
i’m going to the store
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the “store” is another way of saying sleep. if you want to use store instead of using sleep then you must play according to the rules:

-if you are tired you have to say “i’m very store”
-if you are about to go to sleep or bed you say “i’m going to the store”
-the word “dream” does not exist in this dictionary, but tv shows do. so when you’re in the store, you are watching tv.
-you cannot say “wake up” instead you say “you’re leaving, or left the store”
-you may watch scary shows while at the store, so you cannot say you had a nightmare, you say “there were scary shows playing at the store”
– if you cannot store, you say you are locked out of the store.
-if someone asks you to leave the store, but you are very, very store, you tell them that you are locked in the store.
– if you are talking to someone and they accidentally say one of the words that do not belong, you have to pretend you do not know what they are saying until they figure out their mistake and are able to correct themselves.

don’t worry, you’ll get the hang of it.

have a nice time at the store! 🙂
i sure hope i’m not locked outside the store tonight
the store is a fabled land referenced to in the phrase “go to the store, eh?’ and is most likely specifically the grocery-type of store.
gertrude: “go to the store, eh?”
timothy: “the grocery-type store?”
gertrude: “yes, the grocery-type store.”
a stupid wh-r-. close to slore which is a sl-t wh-r-
she’s so dumb, that store!!
a man’s b-lls. think of what a squirrel keeps in a hollow tree—a store of nuts.
aaaaaah! she kicked him right in the store!

the line drive took a bad hop and nailed the pitcher right in the store.

i’d like to try ridin’ that there mechanical bull, but i’m awful afraid i might damage my store.
syn: the liquor store or the beer store
if you’re going to the store, pick me up a two-four of keith’s.
a stoner and a wh-r-. a store.
heather is such a store.

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