storeperson


a job posish. to qualify, the employ must speak a broken french slang dialect, be able to not do dats when your told you cantsaydat, or must have a form of narcolepsy. if you dogf-ck enough or cause enough trouble, youll get a letter or youll be sent uptown. storepeoples must like to eat pate chinois and green aero and of course, saputo and homard, and most importantly, must be able to doc-ment what they ate and how when asked “whats for supper!?” by the sandbagger in shipping
i cant speak english or french and i have only quatre finger. dats okay because i never liff a finger in my vie! i should be a storeperson!

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