Storm Johnson


an affliction that causes a man’s p-n-s to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.
“you okay, mario? you haven’t stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes.”
“dude i have a nonstop storm johnson going right now.”
the act of a fully-dressed man pulling his c-ck through the fly of his pants and barging into another room to attack another man.
“tyler, what the h-ll took you guys so long to get here?”
“bro, kyle storm johnson’d me while i was getting dressed. do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their c-ck out?”

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