Stortford


bishop’s stortford is a historic market town in the county of hertfordshire. nothing of historical significance is known of the bishop’s stortford area, it does however boast the most outlandish people. brian from brother was rumoured to be from there. however its main celelbrity attractions are now:- ”crazy colin” a man whom dresses in unusual clothes, ”kev” a cab driver whom can drink most locals under the bar and a suited man called ”the stef” who party trick is being able to identify a ladies underwear garments, size & type, with a single glance.
look i don’t care if your from ”stortford” you have to pay for it!!

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