Story bro
the one bro in a group of bros who decides to stay sober and collect stories from the night, he/she is a good story teller with a good memory and isn’t afraid to slightly stretch the truth to make stories more enjoyable. this bro is then ent-tled to tell said stories to other bros who were not around at the time.
bro 1: hey man so what did you guys do at that party last night?
bro 2: i couldn’t tell you man i don’t remember a thing!
bro 1: oh d-mn must have been pretty wild then…
bro 2: for real bro, ask jason! he’s our story bro.
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