story interruptor one-upper adder-toer
a person that interrupts you mid-story. but then not only interrupts your story, they feel the need to one-up your story with an even better story of their own. and to top it off, they not only interrupt you in the first place, one-up you with their story, they then feel the need to add to your original story they interuppted.
i was in cl-ss the other day talking about how my dad went to haiti to help the earthquake victims, and before i could even finish frank interrupted me and said his dad not only flew to haiti to help the victims, but that he also donated a million dollars to the relif act. he went on to say that his dad told him my dad was down there but wasn’t actually doing anything to help. that f-cking frank is such a story interruptor one-upper adder-toer!
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