Story Of My Life
said when one usually a negative thing happens to you often.
my boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and i got fired. story of my life.
said when one, usually a negative, thing happens to you often.
my boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and i got fired. story of my life.
something you say when someone complains about something that happens to you all the time.
sally: i tripped up the stairs today and everyone laughed
billy: story of my life
an overused statement generally said by complainers going through a midlife crisis when something undesirable happens.
i just stubbed my toe. story of my life.
i just got dumped. story of my life.
i just realized i overuse the phrase “story of my life”. story of my life.
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