Stosh
the one that takes all blame in the universe. he is responsible for everything that is wrong in the world. whenever anything goes wrong, you blame stosh.
ex
a:why are the servers are down again?
b:i blame stosh.
ex
a:mommy, why does daddy hit you?
b:its stosh’s fault dear.
ex
a:dude, i lost my favorite hat.
b:f-cken stosh, i swear man.
an adorable gorgeous drummer
person one: hey have you seen that awesome drummer guy?
person two: yeah that’s stosh!
person one: he’s gorgeous!!!
a cross between stylish and posh
oh my gosh your bag is so stosh!
a poser; a total loser; someone who fakes their death publicly in order to gain sympathy he doesn’t deserve.
a man so ugly it would require women to place two paper bags on his head in order to make love with him; revolting.
secret code for: stashing your c-ck ring
another word for an -sshole.
“i can’t believe you sent a fake obituary out on facebook, you’re a total stosh!”
“i’d screw you, but you’re a stosh and a half!”
“i’m wearing my stosh…can you tell?”
“shut up, you’re a total stosh!”
derived for the polish version of the name “stanley;” an often insulting nickname for a stupid person. variations include, stoshu, stash, stashu, and stoshy
“hey stosh way to flunk that test.”
douche bag.
my grundle itches.
dam you stosh.
a cigarette
i’m going to light a stosh and then put it out in your eye.
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