stout story
a story told to you by a friend that is totally meaningless and your life is worse off because you listened to this story. stories usually involve guns, drugs, fishing, driving or your cool friends that live out of town.
stout story teller – “my grandpa lives on the border of mexico, im gonna ride on gators and shoot his ak 47’s at mexicans”
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