Stove Award
the stove award is an award given out to the absolute, most worthless person of the day/night. often times awarded to the person who p-sses out first, acts like the biggest full blown mong, or to the one who contributes absolutely nothing to anyone all night. named after stove, the all time leader in most worthless behavior.
jimmer, a perennial bottom feeder, drank two beers, complained about the taste, and then proceeded to act blackout drunk while puking throughout the entire night, making himself the most worthless person and the runaway favorite to take home the stove award for the night.
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