str8

an abbreviation for “straight” most commonly used by a bis-xual male or a h-m-s-xual male who is in denial of his s-xuality. used in reference to himself to distance most often in the phrase “str8 actin” to distance his impending oral or -n-l h-m-s-xual activity from that of flagrantly gay males. truly bis-xual males who are not attracted to flaming gay guys seek refuge in “str8” boys for an easy cheap f-ck, likely in a bathroom, car, in the woods or some stinky -ss dirty bedroom, but not for a meaningful relationship. the phrase is often and correctly -ssociated with a guy who is a total poser, in that he purports to be interested in gay s-x purely for fun or because the activity is easy to obtain, when in fact he is likely to become h-m-s-xual, though closeted and never likely to engage in a meaningful relationship. strangley, gay males seek out str8 boys, possibly because they are such easy f-ck or less likely becuase they are seen as some sort of conquest or challenge. str8 boys gravitate to other str8 boys, however the ensuing s-xual encounters are usually clumsy, awkward and comical, consisting of uncomfortable hand jobs and poorly performed oral s-x leading to masturbation. str8 boys usually don’t know what to do with the s-m-n, or what to do after -j-c-l-t–n.
(1) sup bro str8 actin jock/frat here not out totally hot but not fake totally real and into getting oral and maybe f-ckin

(2) str8 guy 1: “sup bro you into takin it?”
str8 guy 2: “nah bro str8 here only into gettin oral, unless you’re ripped and take it for me.”

(3) any girl: “like, i was messaging this frat boy on the net the other day and i guess he must have been messaging someone else at the same time, cause he sent me this message by, like, accident i guess… ‘bro i’m on with this chick too she’s sooooo hot… you think i should try to get her to join us? she could suck me off while u f-ck me bro as long as you’re truly str8 actin’. like omg…this frat boy takes it up the b-tt???”

as applied to a guy, refers to a man in denial about the fact that however much he likes p-ssy and the female form in general, he also likes a heapin’ helping of the man meat from time to time. however, he will swear up and down that he is absolutely not bi in any way, shape or form, even as he goes to suck your d-ck with the finesse of a $1000/hour call girl. poor b-st-rd.
seen on craigslist: i’m str8. you know what that means, right? means i only sleep with other str8 guys.
legitimacy or authenticity; usually referring to someone who is chill as f-ck or pretty hardcore; often times used to refer to bis-xual drug dealers who are meant to be taken seriously because they are way richer and much more powerful than heteros-xual pupils; one who posts up at sonic in a blacked out luxury vehicle.
oh that’s my bis-xual drug dealer, fellwock. he’s str8
1)being on good terms with another person.
2)cool
1)i thought you and your ex were str8 with each other.
2)you should meet my best friend, he’s mad str8.
used to in reference to an action, or used to accentuate and action. also used to signify you’ve had “enough” of something. often times preceeding “up”.
“no thanks man, i’m str8.”
“that girls -ss was str8 perfect.”
“str8 up sick”
another word to explain that you good,okay, or your not interrested
1) isn’t she fine? (turns head walks away and says str8)
2)do you want some ..str8
3)you str8? yea you str8
just a really str8 word to express the str8ness of something

antonym: unstr8
“yo tom, how dank was that weed?”
“it was sooo str8ly dank. then take the 8 from str8 and add 61 to it.”
“yeah, that’s deffinately str8.”

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