Strip Club Guru


one of those guys that goes strip club hopping all the time. he is familiar with most of the dancers, in most of the clubs that are in his part of the country. he knows the strip clubs like the back of his hand, because the front of his hand is usually occupied.
if you’re looking for a dancer that you saw in a strip club four years ago, ask a strip club guru.

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