straddle


when a girl sit’s on a guy’s thigh’s wraps her p-ssy around his p-n-s and ride’s him like a cowboy on the open range.
as chad was taking a nap kiersten sneaked into his room hopped in his bed and straddled him!
to place both legs around something, as you would when riding a horse.
“gee, he’s hot, i’d straddle him any day!”
to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart
to straddle a horse
a quicker way of moseying to cl-ss
we best straddle off to cl-ss before we’re late.
noun; appalachian american term defining the southern most portion of one’s torso.
“you shant never pick n-body up by their straddle.”

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