Stradichairius


a chair, usually an office chair, which emits obnoxious and amazing squeaks and squeals, reminiscent of a bunch of insane, demon-possessed cats having a mind-bendingly great orgy.
jim h’s chair is a real stradichairius, it drives the local sperglords nuts.
#stradivarius #orgy #chair #cat #feline #obnoxious #squeal #squeak

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