straight as parallel
a person who hasn’t had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. a proper straight person.
gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. you should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz i heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : b-mmer 🙁
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