Straight Cougar


he is the epitome of all male-dom. he radiates confidence in everything he does, whether it’s ordering a drink, reading a children’s book, driving a bad-ss set of wheels, or dealing with women. he’s slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back -and incredibly hawt.

this bad-ss carves his own path. he wears, drives, drinks, watches, listens, loves, and lives whatever the h-ll way he chooses. things are done his way when he chooses, where he chooses -uninfluenced by fads or the mullet man. his bad-ss style is understated but instantly recognizable. like his uber cool pink batmobile or his pwnsome pair of sungl-sses.
straight cougar is the definition of bad-ss compressed into a single person.

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