straight dipping
when one gets his mrs to lie on her back with her legs in the air, as far back as possible and slightly ajar. the gentleman then (ensuring a solid b-n-r), uses his whole hand too point his member towards the ground as straight as possible before manoeuvring over his waiting and willing lady. then, ensuring said b-n-r is rock and pointing down as strait as possible, you can begin the act of straight dipping by bending your kness and allowing your tip to dip away at leisure. (your choice of hole)
“have yourself a merry little straight dipping”
“man, i straight dipped my mrs last night and my back is killing”
“i bl–dy love a good old straight dip”
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