Straight Doorknob
1. a working oxymoron
you’re as gay as a straight doorkn-b
what the f-ck? that doesn’t make any sense.
yes it does, it’s a working oxymoron, watch this: have you ever seen a doorkn-b that’s not round and bulbous?
yes… so what?
what angle was it pointing at?
i don’t know i didn’t f-cking measure the d-mn thing.
doesn’t matter! if it’s got an angle to it it ain’t straight.
Read Also:
- scone trick
when a joint has been left to go out for fear of servere stoned’ness,then p-ssed on. “here, burger lids, you let the biff go out again, proper scone trick!”
- the straw that stirs the drink
term used to describe the life of the party every party needs the straw that stirs the drink…
- igneramus
plural.) 2 or more people that lack iq. tour guide: and that whoopy cushion factory over yawnder is the natural habitat for igneramus. group:ooooh…wowww…-snaps picture-
- rek ed
some1 that gets wasted off any substance you rek ed
- Cowist
racism against cows, especially heffas. jemal: dayum did u see that heffa yesterday? d-mn she is ugly, that b-tch is sour just like her milk. ronaldo: don’t be so cowist, they might hear you, we must fear the heffas, fear them.