straight edger


somnebody who follows the straight edge philosophy. that is, a person who respects their body
-by not consuming alocohol
-by not consuming other drugs
– by not having casual s-x.

some straight edgers are also vegan(or vegetarian) but this has nothing to do with being straight edge.

some edgers (the abbreviation for straight edgers)have become sxe (the abbreviation for straight edge) because it is “cool” but most recognise it is a healthy, mature way of life.

straight edgers, in my opinion (i’m edge), should not try and convert people or force them into becoming straight edge, because it is a life style choice.
person: hey, do you want a drink / some drugs?
true edger: no thankyou, i’m a straight edger.

–or–

person: hey, do you want a drink?
false trend-following edger: no, ’cause i’m like totally a straight edger and you suck because you drink. -gets out hand and shows large black cross- – for more info look up straight edge
somebody who is straight edge, and follows all that goes with it.
“i am drug free, i am alcohol free, and i am better than you!” (cm punk)
1. a person who does not drink, smoke, abuse drugs of any kind, or have meaningless s-x (read: the majority of people, most of whom do not define themselves by the fact that they do not partake in any of the aforementioned activities. but hey… you’ll have maniac fringe in any group).

2. trendy f-cks who drop the ideology after about two months.

3. militant dipsh-ts who are too godd-mn ignorant to see that the only thing that separates them from conservative politicians is the suit and tie.
1. no thanks, man; i don’t smoke. i’ll wait inside until you’re done with that cigarette.

2. i am a straight edger. xxxxxxxstr8xedgex4xlifexxxxxxx

3. i feel that it is my duty to 1)legislate morality and 2)equate immorality with my own personal view of what society should not do. xbring back prohibitionx. kill your local drug dealer xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx no drugs in my neighborhood, motherf-cker. but really, it’s what’s best for the world.
an incorrect laymen’s term used to identify individuals who subscribe to the straight edge philosophy.

“straight edger” is often used in place of the more correct identifier of “one who is straight edge”.

the cacophonous term is akin to describing one with christian beliefs as a “christianer”, one with jewish beliefs as a “jewer”, one with mormon beliefs as a “mormoner”.

or one who uses the term as an “idioter”.
those straight edgers sure do get a bad rap! handsome devils they are, and they smell of clean laundry too!

i’m sure glad those straight edgers beat up those juggalos!
in new jersey, a gambling addict or compulsive overeater.
that crew of straightedgers has been at the casino’s all-you-can-eat buffet for five hours now and show no signs of letting up.

Read Also:

  • luuhd

    an object that gets fidhed on often i fidhed on your uncle’s luuhd.

  • Finger Bum Wank

    putting your finger in your b-m to aid w-nking if you have taken a load of oats and it’s taking a while! i opted for a finger b-m w-nk last night

  • mondeo st270

    ford’s souped-up, nice looking mondeo (tuarus, for the yanks). unlike the normal car they’ve been pushing for the last decade or so, this one isn’t too bad. but still, for the same money one could purchase a 2yr used jag or low-end bmw. but then again, who wats an “uber-prestigous” ford? not me. guy: wow, […]

  • finger humping

    when a female pleasures herself by inserting her finger into her v-g-n-. elise can’t come to the phone, she is busy finger humping in the shower

  • strike sparks

    to smoke weed…or anything really. for the fact that lighting a bic lighter causes the distinct shower of sparks when it doesn’t light. yo man, you down to strike sparks later tonight?


Disclaimer: straight edger definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.