Straight fag
n. a heteros-xual.
on 4chan, everyone is a f-ggot (regardless of s-xuality), and a need came up to differentiate between types of f-ggotry. a h-m-s-xual would be a gay f-g, and a fan of j-panese cartoons would be an anime f-g.
i wanted him to do me up the b-tt, but it turns out he was a straight f-g.
originally refers to those h-m-s-xuals who are so ineffably heteronormative that they act like typical breeders, even though they are a slave to the c-ck (or the vag). its use has expanded as a insult for those who differ from the mainstream in an interesting or awesome way, but can’t own it or face it.
“if you really like cheesy disco music, fine, but admit it or you’ll be another straight f-g.
a man who has s-xual and romantic feelings towards women but jokes with his mates that he would have s-x with them.
heteros-xual guy: i’m sorry guys i can’t have s-xy time with you i’m doing the mrs.
non-heteros-xual guy: shut up straightf-g (jokes).
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