Straight Hook


someone who has always been the same way ever since you met.
doug, your a straight hook.
1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.

2. (v) to violently or s-xually insert a straight hook into one’s body.
1. i couldn’t afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the b-tter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.

2.i’m going straight hook the f-ck outa you.

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