straight lesbian
when a girl is attracted to guys that look like girls/are gay.
example 1: kayla is totally in love with bill kaulitz. you know that german singer that looks like a girl?
example 2:
straight lesbian: i would so f-ck jeffree star!
dude: but he’s a total tranny!
girls that are so straight that they can do anything with another woman and not have it be awkward or have feelings for one another and n-body cares cuz they are just that straight(new reality show coming to fox )
-steph eats last marshmallow-
sarah- hey i wanted some
steph-u can eat it out of my mouth(jokingly)
sarah-okay -eats it-
both-ahahaha
straight lesbians
a word used for a girl who is bis-xual but doesn’t feel comfortable being called “bi”
chelsea: doesn’t taylor swift and joe jonas make such a cute couple?
sara: i’ll f–k the both of them
chelsea: omg, you are like so bi!
sara: i’m not bi, i’m just a straight lesbian ;p
straight lesbianism (a definition): a state of mind compelled by the depleting image of lesbians living in metropolitan areas (i.e . miami). this state of mind, though oxymoronic in nature, serves as a gateway for higher echelon lesbians to fluctuate between the heteros-xual social scene and h-m-s-xual love affairs. straight lesbians mend the vital resources of both worlds and in a paradoxical state purposed to establish a strong repertoire for future generations of straight lesbians…
‘d say it’s great being a straight lesbian – s-xual preference will never define the politics of societal interaction for me.
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