Straight Points
straight points are used by comparing someone’s personality traits, behavior and vocabulary to the average male or female heteros-xual of the same s-x in order to taunt, underline or put into question someone’s s-xual orientation.
the straight points are usually deducted by presenting traits of the opposed s-x such as wearing makeup for men and playing or watching sports for women, but they can also be added when someone’s presenting other traits that coincide with the ones of an average heteros-xual of the same s-x.
you lose 10 straight points for bringing your man-purse to the bar.
he loses 5 straight points for having an white iphone but he gains 15 for driving a motorcycle.
how many straight points we’ll deduct him for ordering a cherry cola?
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