straight pride


when straight people are so insecure in their s-xuality that they need to prove it to the entire world with t-shirts, flags, parades, facebook groups, etc. in reality, none of this is necessary because every day is straight pride day and 90% of the population is straight; therefore there is no danger in being heteros-xual. rather, it is quite mundane and expected of people, and in most societies, things that are normal are not celebrated but simply accepted.
if gay people have pride, why shouldn’t straight people have it too? we deserve straight pride! we’re repressed and we don’t have rights, and we get killed and beat up and bullied every day for being heteros-xual! and we deal with self-hatred over our s-xuality too! and 40% of us have attempted suicide because we can’t deal with how straight we are, and not only that, we’re four times as likely to try to kill ourselves when we’re teenagers! oh wait….
its okay to be straight and proud…..but if you show your hateful of gays, then its wrong. people who follow straight pride are under the belief that everything gay is wrong/sick/against god/evil…..even though, h-m-s-xuality, and bis-xuality, are totally normal. normally these people will attack gays and attack anything that is seen to advocate the belief, “its okay if your gay.” not all straight people are intolerant f-cks like the crazy f-cks running around saying “straight pride!! f-ck the queers!!” as said before…..its okay to be straight and proud, as long as you arent a biggot.
gay person(greg): hey bob, whuts uhp….?

straight person (bob):nothing much…..hey whu-

straight person 2 (gary): bob, ur really talking to that f-g greg? hey greg, straight pride!!!!

gay person(greg): dude….you got straight pride every day, we get our pride once a year…

straight person (bob): gary quit being an intolerant f-ck……get out….
the pride in which one shows for displaying his heteros-xuality and female conquests; the true call of society and nature
there’s alot of straight pride at that wet t-shirt contest
the celebration of one’s heteros-xuality. it is not a bigoted or intolerant thing to proclaim-it is simply stating the truth, that you are straight and not ashamed of that fact. modern society has come to look down upon the mainstream as being unwilling to accept those who are different; in doing so, it has itself become unwilling to accept those who make up the majority. there is nothing wrong with being h-m-s-xual, there is nothing wrong with being bis-xual, and there is nothing wrong with being heteros-xual.

has the gay/lesbian/bi/transgender population been oppressed throughout history? yes. does that give said segment of society the right to point fingers and call names? no. they are displaying the very same actions they claim to be against. their activism in supporting their own rights has gained them much in recent decades, but the lengths they have gone to to demean the heteros-xual community as being closeminded has taken away some of the credibility they had as a social movement.
there is nothing wrong with being heteros-xual, and to deny us the right to be proud of our way of life is to press upon us the same injustice that was for so many years laid upon the h-m-s-xual/bis-xual/transgender community. if equality is really what you are aiming for, why not acknowledge that heteros-xuals can be happy with the lifestyle choices they have made? straight pride is no more bigoted and exclusive than gay pride, and it was never meant to be.
the perfect and normal answer to ‘gay pride.’ the h-m-s-xual agenda forces a ‘gay pride day’ every year in june. by contrast, straight pride happens every day, 365/24/7.

the building block of western civilization has been the nuclear family. people who celebrate straight pride, like billions of others living out our ‘lifestyle,’ believe that family, morals, and pro-creation are the backbone of our well-being.

people that wear straight pride t-shirts or organize straight pride rallies are attacked by h-m-s-xual activists and sometimes even censored under the false charge of intolerance. how can it be intolerant to celebrate normalcy?
every day of the year is straight pride day. every day of the year is f-g shame day.

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