Straight Razor


when a man -j-c-l-t-s on a woman’s face and then uses the side of his p-n-s to push the s-m-n down to her mouth.
“dude, i gave that chick a money shot and then straight razored that sh-t down to her mouth!”
n: an oldschool razor, used as a poor-man’s switchblade, made famous in the film “reservoir dogs”
b-tch, you better start talking, else i’mo whip out my straightrazor and go “tarantino” on your -ss!

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