straighter than a honeymoon dick
a)the -ssumption is that if you are a good, decent, god-fearing, american man, you will have waited to fornicate with a woman until after your wedding/(start of honeymoon). at which point your johnson will be f-cking ready to go… pretty much anything straighter than that.
b)a phrase most often heard from douche-bag male golfers, who mutter it under their breath in frustrated confusion after slamming the ball totally through the break of their given line while putting.
a)”all’s i’m saying is there are some guys you just don’t have to question, for instance chuck norris is ‘straighter than a honeymoon d-ck'”
b)caddie: you can sink this one rmull i’m sure the line is a cup on the left.
(golfer putts and misses a cup on the left)
douchebag: “your fired! (now grumbling) f-cking putt was straighter than a honeymoon d-ck.
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