straighty
a straight person who is really paranoid about looking gay.
guy: so, i heard sarah asked you out.
girl: yeah, it was a total set-up.
guy: really?
girl: yep. i could it was a set-up before she even told me! she seemed miserable! she’s all like,
“oh my god, uh—hi, will you go out with me? please say no! this is just a dare! i like boys!”
and i’m like,
“okay, no. i have a girlfriend.
peace out.”
guy: oh wow..
girl: i know, right!? what an obvious straighty!
n.
1. a womanizing man who hits on a gay man’s female friends.
2. slang used in h-m-s-xual communities for the epitomy of a straight man; a ladies man.
back off straighty, she’s with me.
slang used in some gay communities as an umbrella term for a group of straight/heteros-xual peoples.
you know those straighties. they love to get divorced.
#gay #straight #queer #h-m-s-xual #lgbt
a non-gay person, who is otherwise cl-ssified as a h-m-. see also cory.
alex:dude, i dont know why your so straight.
cory:no! i am not a straighty, i think about d-cks all day long!
#gay #cory #straight #n-gg-r #lover
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