Strainer Job
a fetish act. a person holds a clear plastic/gl-ss strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their -n-s into the strainer. the strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient’s face. the left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.)
1.) eat the solid fecal matter.
2.) use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.
3.) insert the solid fecal matter back into the person’s -n-s who originally discharged it, and go for round two.
4.) make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)
5.) use as warpaint.
6.) make brownies.
7.) soft serve icecream.
8.) fudge blocks.
“open up my pretties, it’s feeding time.” squawked debra. as she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, -ss in full view through the strainer. she then proceeded to violently sh-t chunky sh-t soup in the strainer all over jasen and brent’s smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.
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