stranded


when you finished sh-tting and there’s no toilet paper.
always make sure toilet paper or you’ll get stranded.
to be stuck on the toilet bowl without no roll.
stranded… stuck on the toilet bowl ’cause you ain’t got no roll… to prove you’re a man you must wipe it with your hand!
in some cases the term stranded is referring to the web series stranded in l.a.
me: did you see the new stranded?
my friend: i did!
me: i really did not need to see his b-lls.
my friend: ha!
being drunk, high, or under the influence of a drug, at a party with no ride home.

being stuck without a ride late at night while hammered

realizing you have no ride home after getting sh-tfaced
‘i got stranded at that party, and had to walk 2 miles to my house because i was hammered and had no ride.”

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