strange ranger
someone who marches to the tune of their own sequin-clad boot-wearing star-wars-lovin drummer. these are people who “own” their oddities with no qualms whatsoever.
i wish my cubicle wasn’t right next to marky’s. he’s always showing me pictures of his cats dressed up like different characters from stargate sg-i, and feels the need to tell me whether it’s #1 or #2 every time he gets up to go to the bathroom. he usually wears a silver vest with black jeans and keds. he’s a strange ranger!
when a person is having a rough day, or recieves bad news, and is stuck in a public venue without some way of releasing there emotions, leading to an explosion of anger against a complete stranger doing something minimal, or thoughts of doing so.
dude at the fair i had such a case of stranger anger, joe called me with the cast list, i was so p-ssed about the parts i wanted to punch the guy smoking in front of me.
unfortunate stranger: where’s the bathroom?
guy: are you serious?! the signs right there you dumb-ss, or can’t you read!
girl: wow stranger anger much
guy: sorry i’ve had a really rough day.
(to the stranger) sorry sir.
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