stranger changer
when you have a child and you enlist the help of someone you either do not know, or barely know to change their soiled diaper. typically a male.
nick: hey steven, abbey has a dirty diaper and i’m indisposed at the moment killing 8 year olds on cod
steven: i would, but are you sure you want to have a stranger change her?
nick: i completely forgot you were a stranger changer, thanks for reminding me.
steven: no biggie, the judge said i’m legally obligated to inform any nearby parents anyway.
nick: is that why we aren’t allowed at chuck e cheese ‘s anymore?
steven: yeah, one of the reasons.
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