Strangle A Mars Bar
taking a sh-t. possibly a violent altercation.
hastings: ‘shall we get to the crime scene sir?’
poirot: ‘not just yet, hastings. i’ve got to go strangle a mars bar for a while. feels like i’m sh-tting a fist.’
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