Stranglefuck
1.) the act of strangling your lover into unconsciousness at the moment of -rg-sm in order to heighten the s-xual thrill. extremely dangerous since an overly enthusiastic pract-tioner may find his or her opposite propelled not into rapturous delight, but instead into eternity.
2.) an effective way of permanently dispatching an especially tiresome b-tch.
1.) whoa! i stranglef-cked britany the other night, and i came in her like a firehose, dude. she freaked at first but now she wants to do it.
2.) i’d like to stranglef-ck that stuck-up c-nt and nut in her eye.
verb: to be asphyxiated during the act of s-xual intercourse, whether consentually or forcibly.
derogitory t-tle: a s-xual deviant who asphyxiates others during a s-xual act. generally, the implication is that the act is not welcomed or consentual.
brent was always so oddly polite and quiet. we were not surprised to learn he was a strangle-f-ck.
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