Strangling the Anointed One
euphemism for masturbation.
inspired by news story t-tled: “‘don’t strangle the anointed one,’ wife pleaded in row over mel gibson film”.
the article describes a theological argument that broke out between a religious couple over the movie “p-ssion of the christ” which resulted in the husband attempting to strangle his wife.
“…he was late to the party because he was busy ‘strangling the anointed one’.”
“…it’s been said that ‘strangling the anointed one’ can make you go blind.”
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