strangling the disobedient meat monster
the clinical term for “m-st-rb-t–n.”
see fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal s-x.
during school, at work, and on the phone, i find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.
the clinical term for “m-st-rb-t–n.”
see fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal s-x.
during school, at work, and on the phone, i find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster
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