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3 definitions of profanese.

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profanese
3 votes

(prop. n.) the f-cking primary language of piece of sh-t new yorkers. that sh-t stems from english, but consists of a motherf-cking f-ckload more curses and profanity, though piece of sh-t new yorkers perceive them b-st-rds as every excrutiating day speech and are never offended. foreigners to this bullsh-t day still can’t understand this bullsh-t.

to a godd-mn piece of sh-t new yorker “can you teach my stupid -ss profanese?”
piece of sh-t new yorker: “you talkin’ ta me?”
you and your hemorrhoids: “yeah, teach my stupid -ss how in the h-ll to f-ckin’ talk like you and your sl-ts.”
piece of sh-t new yorker: “f-ck you and your sl-ts! fogeddaboddit! dere.
you and your hemorrhoids: “hold on, i’m taking notes! i mean f-cking notes! err…”

source: razukin, dec 1, 2002
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2 votes

the f-cking unofficial language of the f-cking u.s. p-ssy. navy, spoken for the f-cking sake of brevity and clarity.

while our sister service, the f-cking united states marine corps, is able to grasp the f-cking rudiments of profanese and speak that b-st-rd in a f-ckin’ pidgen fashion, the f-cking air force fails to master even the f-cking most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(translated into profanese thus: f-cking grunts sh-t circles around douchebag zoomie m-f-s in talking sh-t.)

source: harry flashman, jul 16, 2003
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profanese
no motherf-cking votes

f-ckin’ what sheltered really f-cking brilliant people who’ve never been to f-ckin’ piece of sh-t new york city think every f-cking piece of sh-t new yorker speaks. a godd-mn term coined by a dummy who’s trying to be cute or make a snide jab against the f-cking city.

i’d curse you and your hemorrhoids morons out, but “profanese” is beneath my sh-tty level of piece of sh-t new york sophistication.

source: jb, feb 11, 2004
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