strategic fapping
fapping before s-x to last longer, or during finals when you don’t have time to have s-x.
ted: i beated off twice this morning.
henry: wat the wats wrong w/ you
ted: cuz i know i won’t have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part
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