Strategic Shit
when an individual decides to take a sh-t early in the day because taking a sh-t later will prove to be very difficult. the person doesn’t necessarily have to sh-t, but only does so because it is beneficial.
sam: where’s chris?
steve: well, chris is having dinner with his girlfriend’s parents after the football game. after that he’s working the night shift bartending, so he’s taking a strategic sh-t right now.
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