STRAWBERRY SHORT-FACE


after a guy earns his red-wings the girl pulls some of her bl–dy p-b-s out and throws them in his face, yelling “strawberry short-face!”
“yeah so we’re 69-ing and she’s on her g-d d-mn period! so i gave that sl-t a dirty lifeguard! but while i’m laughing at her, she totally strawberry short-faced me, man!!!”

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