strategic weight


the weight someone keeps because of strategic reasons, otherwise they may want to lose it.
a chiropractor so he can have more force pressure he can apply, or even more likely a large kid who keeps the weight so he can bully his siblings.

“my brother keeps strategic weight by eating all our leftovers so that he can always tackle us to the ground and we can’t escape.”

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