Strategically Scratched


when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.
spencer: wow this movie sucks

will: dam i know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

thomas: this dvd is “strategically scratched” i hate blockbuster

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