stratford high school
the most “diverse” school in the area yet still bleached af. the “poor” part of memorial (upper middle cl-ss) people trying to be black by listening to rap and trap but somehow still basic? considered one of the better schools at sports but still never win anything worth anything. ratchet -ss bathrooms exist but you can still find occasional t-rds in the hallway. where people aren’t 100% fake, but still fake enough to use you and leave you when they want. not rich like the memorial kids so we don’t own any bmws but we have used jeeps. we’re also too poor to do any hardcore drugs so we have a huge problem with vaping and weed. everyone somehow gets into everyone’s pants by senior year.
school rating 5/10 (failing)
you saw the stratford high school kids losing to klein again? man, what are they good at?
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