Stratten’s Law


a social rule that goes, “the younger and hotter a women is, the more she dates losers.”

origin: dorthy stratten, who at age 20 was one of the youngest playmates of the year. she felt obligated to date her high school boyfriend who “discovered” her for the playboy empire. supposedly when she was planning to dump him, the boyfriend killed her in a murder-suicide.
what you expect, stratten’s law at work again.

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