Strautzing


to, while sober, attempt to have s-x with inebriated girls.
douche: i had to go to work the next day, so i was sober all night.
designated driver: didn’t you hook up with that drunk chick?
douche: yeah, i was strautzing.

“no, i didn’t rape her. i was just strautzing.”

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