Strawberry bagel
when a woman who is currently menstruating pees in a cup and let’s it congeal into a fine jelly like substance. she then proceeds to spread it on a bagel and serves it to her s-xual partner telling him/her that it it a bagel with strawberry jam on it.
carol: did you hear about lizzy? susan: no, what happened? carol: her girlfriend gave her a strawberry bagel!! susan: that’s super hot!
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