Strawberry Dragon
a combination of the angry dragon and strawberry shortcake.
1. have oral s-x with your girlfriend.
2. tell her to swallow.
3. when she does, simultaneously punch her in the throat and the nose.
4. if all goes well, she’ll choke up your c-m and it will come out of her nose, along with a stream of blood from her freshly broken nose.
guy one – dude, i’m totally going to break up with jessica.
guy two – give her a strawberry dragon!
guy one – that’ll show her for breaking up with me.
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