strawberry fields forever
whenever your frustrated, just pretend your in a never-ending field of strawberries. everything is peaceful. there’s a gentle wind blowing… it really works! and also take a deep breath, breate in through your nose, and out through your mouth, and when your breathing out smile. it puts you in a super good mood. it also help to listen to the song “strawberry fields forever” by the beatles
guy 1: oh my gosh! i’m so mad! ahhh!
guy 2: calm down there! pretend your in strawberry fields forever.
guy 1: ok ::closes his eyes for a minute::
guy 1: woah! this really works!
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