strawberry jelly


when a girl straddles your face and you commence to eat her out when she surprises you with a little squirt of menstrual fluid. you try to get her off of you but she’s just too involved in riding your dome-piece that you are forced to lick the strawberry jelly off her brisket.
jim: “hey mike; toast for breakfast?”
mike: “no appet-te, i got enough strawberry jelly last night.”
martin: “eww”
vince: “yum”
jay: “let’s find some b-tches on the rag”
ankeet: “i prefer a fine nutella spread”

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