strawberry poptart crotch


a crotch that has such a bad razor burn, then when it is shaved again, it starts to bleed. which can also be notified as a strawberry poptart crotch with red sprinkles.

this expression can be used for male and female. but for african-americans, the term is blueberry poptart crotch. also with red sprinkles. p-n-s & v-g-n-
demitrie: dude, last night when i was taking off ashley’s panties, i noticed she had a major strawberry poptart crotch.

callen: aw, man. that’s nasty. did her poptart have red sprinkles?

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